The Black Mamba was lying in front of him. He hold the snake and put it's head in his mouth. It was delicious.
Saturday, July 30, 2016
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Friday, July 22, 2016
Thursday, July 21, 2016
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
Mother in law
She put the hands of her daughter in law on hot pan far she could not make her chapatis round.
Monday, July 18, 2016
Sunday, July 17, 2016
Measure
He beaten his Alzheimer suffering mom thoroughly. Now she will not trouble for at least one week.
Home work
His homework takes him nine hours daily to complete else the teacher gives electric shock.
Saturday, July 16, 2016
Friday, July 15, 2016
Thursday, July 14, 2016
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Monday, July 11, 2016
Sunday, July 10, 2016
Website
As soon as he logged in to the website of Satan a hand holding knife came out of the laptop and stabbed into his heart.
Saturday, July 9, 2016
Academy
Today we will learn how to locate and slash the carotid artery - said my professor at Murder Academy.
Success
The millionaire blogger who earned six million this year looked into the mirror only to see a donkey in there.
Caterpillar
On every tree, bushes and vegetation, foraging voraciously were the the pesticide resistant caterpillars.
Friday, July 8, 2016
Aghori
He wanted to become an Aghori so went to cremation ground in the night and started eating the left outs of burnt corpse.
Fame
He hurled the shoe on the minister as soon as he came to press conference. He was covered by all the channels.
Amplifier
They thought all night how to blow out yesterday's minor incident - slapping of a hindu by a muslim and convert it into a riot since the elections were near.
Conference
The annual conference of Cthullu worshippers will be organized on 21st of this month -
F.P.O.W
F.P.O.W
Meet Satan
I have written a book in which I have revealed the rituals performing which one can meet Satan, sell their soul and get some amazing powers. Mail me and I will send - GJ.
Bad thought
The reason she committed suicide was - everyone talking bad about her. She had the ability to hear people's thoughts.
Thursday, July 7, 2016
Mother
In the night my mother climbed down the three and entered my room through the window. She was looking older than the age she had died.
Inheritance
I wish to donate all the thirty human skeletons to my grandson, read the will of my grandfather.
Grasshopper
He looked out only to find the giant grasshopper wrapping his ten years old son in thick green glue secreted from it's abdomen.
Pet
She locked her dog in the basement with enough food and water before going for one months vacation.
Good Job
Well done Jimmy. He said to his ten years old boy. Now let me teach you how to dispose of the dead body.
Both went towards the corpse.
Both went towards the corpse.
Right Time
This is the time - I heard through my air phone while at airport. I fumbled for the red button somewhere near my belt.
Boyfriend
She was happy with her boyfriend. He was so loving. But she did not know that her love was being broadcasted by the same boyfriend to numbers unknown.
Break-up
Post break-up the girl agreed to go to a place with the boy for the last time. She did not noticed the bottle of acid he was carrying inside his jacket.
Defeat
At checkmate the Queen of virtual chess game drew out her sword and killed the real world boy.
Medicines
He brought medicines purchased with stolen money for his dying mother but she was not talking.
Morning
As I opened my eyes I saw nearly twenty zombies sitting all over my bed watching me carefully.
Zombie
I saw in the basement. It was true. There was a zombie in the chain as my friend had claimed.
Lottery
Appreciating his luck he was walking with lottery money in the bag when three teens attacked him with knife and snatched the bag.
अपने भाग्य पर खुश होता हुआ, लॉटरी के पैसों से भरा बैग लेकर वह चला जा रहा था जब तीन
लड़कों ने चाकू से उस पर हमला कर दिया और बैग छीन लिया.
अपने भाग्य पर खुश होता हुआ, लॉटरी के पैसों से भरा बैग लेकर वह चला जा रहा था जब तीन
लड़कों ने चाकू से उस पर हमला कर दिया और बैग छीन लिया.
Hungry
I was hungry so went to an all night open store, eaten to full, killed the owner and with all the money went away.
Cure
The psychologist hypnotized the addicts and asked to take the poison as cure of their addiction.
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
Tuesday, July 5, 2016
Regret
I should not have quit my job at Infosys - regretted the struggling actor in Mumbai of 18 years.
Suitor
She showed him a box containing five hearts of her earlier suitors.
You still want to give your heart to me - asked she.
You still want to give your heart to me - asked she.
Glue
The babysitter tried to clear the mucus off of the baby's nose but her fingers got jammed and would not come off however hard she struggled. The baby then put its mucus laden fingers in babysitter's nostrils.
Profession
So you have become actress - said her mother while stabbing her in the belly - porn actress.
Brother
She woke up suddenly at 2:00 am and found her brother standing nude near her bed holding a knife.
Worship
She came to the house to find her mother worshiping a goat with human body sitting on the chair holding a bleeding newborn baby.
Curious
After doing dissection on frog and dog they turn to the human they have held captive for many days.
Scientist
The scientist put his son in acid vat to find the time taken by H2SO4 to dissolve the skin and reach upto bare bones.
Earthquake
They came out of the house when they felt tremors. But they saw an elephant sized eagle perched upon their house.
Viral Video
He switched on the cell phone's camera and started beating his girl friend.
He could make enough money by uploading the video on YouTube - he thought while kicking her.
He could make enough money by uploading the video on YouTube - he thought while kicking her.
Breakfast
So you are done with the breakfast - he asked his partner eating in the restaurant.
Let's kill everyone now.
Let's kill everyone now.
Sacrifice
To the prosperity of the hotel - saying this they stabbed the novice fifteen year old waiter multiple times in the grand hotel situated in lonely mountains.
Sociopath
I heard she is sleeping with boss and their are evidences - he told the rumor created by him only to the last employee of the company.
Keys
Her boss was getting panic attack. She has lost the bunch of office keys.
She should not have shouted on her this morning - she thought.
She should not have shouted on her this morning - she thought.
Plan
He decided to kill her family so that she will become dependent on him and could fall in love one day.
He set their house on fire when she was away.
He set their house on fire when she was away.
Caught
No one but them knows the reason of their son's suicide. He had found them involved in a swinger's party.
Gift
Her boyfriend gave her gift pack. She opened and found a beating heart of the man she had killed.
Introvert
A distant relative called her and expressed desire to meet. She had not gone out of the house for so many years or met anyone. What should she do now - she thought.
Tears
He was crying while adding antimony to her food. He should not poison her - he thought. But then how will he continue with his extramarital affair. And look at the money he will inherit.
Harmless
Giraffes are so harmless, she thought and stood with her back to one to click the selfie. Just then she found giraffes tongue around her neck which was strangling her.
Husband
She went to the room of her husband but she found a bat sitting on the bed with big blood red eyes and saw like teeth.
Dream
He saw himself being bitten by vampire in dream. When he woke up he found bite marks on his neck.
Monday, July 4, 2016
Experiment
I feel buzzing sounds in my ears - said his ten years old son.
The experimental drug showing something - he thought.
Good riddance
As soon as her boy went to washroom at the train station she ran and caught the train going to Italy.
Acceptance
Now she realized why his wife had accepted her. She had made so many videos of her husband and the girl that she was running a paying website.
New life
He was sitting in plane beside his new girlfriend. He was happy she killed his chronically ill mother and made life easy. He will pretend ignorance about the matter.
New wife
He went to the bedroom to meet his newly wed wife. It was their first night. He entered and saw an eagle instead.
Sunday, July 3, 2016
Dinner
My friend kept the plate containing Cobra in front of me.
Don't worry, it's deep fried - He said.
Don't worry, it's deep fried - He said.
Narcissist
He opened his facebook 126 times in thirty minutes to check likes on his recently uploaded photo.
Ants
Go and have lunch - the little girl told the ants. It took ants two hours to completely devour the man.
Overgrowth
I have a small overgrowth on my body. It's a tiny head sprouting on my neck - he told doctor.
Green woman
I never ate in my life. I never have to - said the green woman. I do photosynthesis for food.
Dog
The rabid dog was chasing him however he outran him. But then he saw the dog flying towards him. It had sprouted wings from his sides.
Trees
All houses in the village were empty when he arrived. But at night the trees turned into human like beings.
Case
I am going to make a rape case against you - his ex girlfriend who was in live-in relation told him over the phone.
Mutants
So many mutants are being born - human with horns, with tails, with five arms, with two heads, with out of body heart, kidney, liver and many more. This is 2067 and genetic engineering has gone wrong.
Deer
It's been 5 years since tiger has gone extinct and there are deer, deer, and deer everywhere.
And famine.
And famine.
Horror film festival
Welcome to horror film festival, said the anchor and showers of bullets came from all directions.
Saturday, July 2, 2016
Comments
He read the comments on his blog. few minutes later he was lying on floor, blood coming from his eyes, ears, nostrils and mouth.
Sterile
Even after many warnings from the Lab assistant, the PhD student was not very keen on hygiene. He was wearing the same clothes for many days. One day lab assistant autoclaved him along with his tray of chemicals and media.
Yoga
He took a deep breath and felt it stuck like glue in his trachea. He struggled hard to threw it out but...
Wasps
In the morning he found wasps sitting all over his body from head to toe. He was on a hiking trip and sleeping on a hill.
Writer's block cure
He kidnapped a girl to end his writer's block and get inspiration to write a new horror novel.
Friday, July 1, 2016
Life Span
It was his twentieth birthday and was crying. The life span of human was 20 years now in 2045.
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