Saturday, December 31, 2016

New Year Resoltuion



 “To kill 365 people” – his goal for 2017.


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Arthritis


He inserted a knife in his knee suffering from arthritis pain.


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Friday, December 30, 2016

Caprophagous

He ordered 3 boxes of poop online.

Dedicated to - 
Stephen King


Camera

As soon as he clicked the camera phone he found himself inside the phone - forever.


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Thursday, December 29, 2016

Nootropics

He brought 600 boxes of nootropics for his son preparing for IIT.


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DIABETES

She was giving her diabetic stepdaughter sweet dishes daily.


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Testosterone

The testosterone therapy made him look like hulk but his genitals were gone.


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Cellulite

She made oil from her cellulite.



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Acid Reflux


She spitted a jet of acid on the robber who melted in minutes.

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Saturday, December 24, 2016

Advice

Tantrik asked her to eat rotting wolf's meat to cure her hysteria.


Option


Her returned ex boyfriend gave her two options - either choose alcohol or him. She was sober since two years.

Friday, December 23, 2016

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Exam


The printer was selling question papers of exam and ignorant he was busy studying all night.

Hacker

He has hired a hacker to kill any new website in his niche.

Mysterious Son

I saw my son eating a snake - alive.

Monday, December 19, 2016

Corn

He found 10 corn plants walked into his bedroom.

Pen

His pen started writing DEATH... DEATH... DEATH all over the place.

Worm

Keep writing a story daily even if no one reads. This is how I keep alive - The worm in my amygdala whispered to me.


MAID

The new maid of  my tantrik grandma is a CHUDAIL.

Population Control

Leaked News - Everyone has been chemically castrated by the government. They fed the new drug CASTRO through the  public water supply.

Wanted

Have you seen a man called Stephen King? He is actually an alien from KRELL. His so called fiction  works are actually his real experiences. Please report any kind of information to ZEENUS - police of KRELL.



Admissions open

I invite applications for admission to my Murder Academy.  No one teaches you the art of killing better than us.


Cousin

My aunt who practises witchcraft gave birth to a three headed boy this evening.


Order

Hi there. Satan has ordered me to kill all my readers. Sorry for the inconvenience in advance.


Mom

I found mom standing in the kitchen. Why she has returned after three years of her death?

Larva

He opened his eyes in the midnight to find millions of strange larvae eating his body alive without giving him any pain.

Flight

It's been a year the plane he has boarded  been flying.

Hotel

Ignorant he, booked a room in the hotel managed by cannibals.

The Hotel

He got spy-cams installed in every washroom of the hotel.


Defeat

The boy killed his friend who defeated him in the video game.


Sunday, December 18, 2016

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Rage


He killed a couple who started kissing on the roadside in front of him. He can't tolerate such things.




Friday, December 9, 2016

DEMONETIZATION


He had not slept for 13 days. His bed contain 13,000 crores of useless currency.

Password

He realised that he has forgotten to log off his gmail on  friends computer.  He had  private videos in the email.

Cell Phone

He typed the name of dead girl in google and she came out of the cell phone.

P.S - Can you write a horror story in one sentence.  Please eave in comments.

Virtual Reality


You should not have written that comment on my Fb post said he and stabbed the girl multiple times.