The Bio-Weapon

He trained his dog to bite anyone in the throat.

DJ

 After five minutes of music started by strange DJ, everyone found themselves deaf for life.

The wife

He found his wife cheating on him with a man with eight tentacles.

The Dog

His boxer dog is holding him captive now for 8 days.

The Bus

The bus locked him inside and drove off of the cliff.

Scooter

The scooter without any driver came running towards her.

The Cowboy Hat

The cowboy hat ate his head off.

17 Day Diet

The old man planned to eat a boy's heart daily for 17 days to become young again.

The Bed

The Bed hold her tightly as soon as she lied down.

Ketogenic Diet

His ketogenic diet includes human kidneys.

P.S Best book on ketogenic diet: 

Sign Language

He asked his friend to kill the cop in their secret sign language.


P.S: You too can learn sign language here 

Snacks

He was eating human liver soup in evening.

Well gross that was. But you need not to have gross soups.
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